Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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