bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
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