So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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