no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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