im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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