You work out of a Hotel?
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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