You drinking a lot?
No.
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pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
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