I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
It's rum buckets o'clock
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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