Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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