Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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