worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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