Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
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