my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
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