32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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