you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize
