Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
please don't ironically join a cult
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