I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
You can't special order awesome
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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