So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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