So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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