dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
i will never coherently bang her
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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