I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
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