you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
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