Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
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