I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Randomize
