Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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