I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Randomize
