My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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