After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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