I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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