Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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