She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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