The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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