You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
