there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Randomize
