Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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