I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Please, let me fuck your mom
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
Randomize
