I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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