im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
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