I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Can i not drive my cunt home
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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