Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
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