It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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