im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
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