it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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