Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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