Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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