Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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