Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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