that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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