Say something about gay babies.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
