I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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